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life:

Happy 75th Birthday, Jim Henson.

Here, we have some reflections from Oscar the Grouch himself (pretty exclusive, huh?)  — Photographs paired with some of his favorite memories throughout the years… Definitely an interesting read for your Saturday afternoon: Oscar the Grouch: ‘Sesame’ Stories.

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We all like Zepp

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The tragedy of humanity is that far too often we forget the heights we can reach at our best…and venture into the deep dark places at our worst

I feel like Freddy Kreuger. While you’re out sleepin’, I’m murdering my dreams, then I jump out and kill yours, then I take a long nap.

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Matt Smith (@notoriousgmatt) has shared a Tweet with you:

“notoriousgmatt: The stupidest thing I’ve ever done is regretting all the things I didn’t do” —http://twitter.com/notoriousgmatt/status/90820806568968192

Dear life, there’s a monkey in the control room that keeps throwing feces at me every time I try to take over